My Beard!

My bloody beard!!! Why can I not grow a damn beard, I'm(currently) 23(and a half) and all i want is an awesome beard... Maybe I'm not yet worthy of a beard, maybe I'm not mature enough for a full blown beard yet and the world doesn't deem me beardly viable just yet? After all with great beard, comes great responsibility.... well either that or I watch spiderman too much and need to stop projecting myself into movies and get back to my real life fighting deadites after being sent back to the dark ages accidentally... Groovy!
Er... I think I just did it again, I clearly don't live in the dark ages... They didn't have xbox it's only been going just over a decade duh!!

Actually I shouldn't complain really I haven't shaved for about 3-4 weeks now and I've grown quite fond of what little beard I do have the pleasure of equipping. After all I could have no beard and look really, really young(if you only look at my 'beard region' as my body is haggard due to years of miss use and bad posture and my eyes look like gateways to realm of tiredness(seriously there pretty bad)). So I guess "I'm sorry beard, I quite like you and your under developed Ginger ways" you have been the focal point of many of my drunken ramblings, but you've always tried your hardest!





Actually your pretty poor... Moustache your my new favourite hairy part! :-)


- Have nice day comrades!

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